Jan 7th
Te Anu –
Today we drove from Dunedin to Te Anu. It was a bit of a terrain change as we moved from coastland into the foothills of the mountain. The soil is too poor to grow crops, so herd animals are big. Sheep, deer, and cows are all you see for about 2 hours. I thought it was odd that they herd deer for meat, but it seems like some of the only animals they can sustain. Even the cows look scrawny.

After the long drive, we arrived at our hotel in Te Anu. The town is only 3000 people, and it is set on a glacial lake. We did not do much in town. We walked around part of the lake, and then had dinner in town. We also stopped at the Moose Bar for some karaoke. Nothing too exciting in Te Anu.

Jan 8th
Today was the drive from Te Anu to Queenstown. I solidified my status as an international criminal as I received my first speeding ticket. It was the equivalent of going 70 mph in a 65 mph zone on a road where I was the only car. I think the police officer was more lonely than anything else. I thought about not paying the ticket to further my fugitive-on-the-run status, but the car rental end up billing you if you do not pay. It worked out to only $40, so it was not too bad. (The next day, we took a bus tour where the driver was going about 20-30 km’s over the limit, so I think they target the tourists. Most locals are farmers and drive a truck, so pulling over any car is a safe bet)

The rest of the drive was amazing. Queenstown is set in a mountain valley on a glacial lake. To get to the city, you have to drive around the lake, with all the twists and turns of a mountain road. In the city, we had about half a day to walk around. There are tons of adventure tours, but we did not have time to do any. We did go on a jet boat through the rivers and took the gondola to the top of the mountain overlooking the city (pictures on snapfish). The jet boat was awesome. They operate by pushing water through to propel the boat, similar to a jet ski. Our driver said they only need 10 centimeters of water to operate because the boat rides mostly on top of the water. We were on a river with high canyon walls on either side and very narrow passage. I think our driver was a skateboarder in a previous life, and pretty much what you expect from a guy who drives jet boats. Instead of turning away from rocks, he would actually turn the boat into them. This would allow us to slide sideways, with the nose of the boat just missing the rocks. They would also do 360 turns in the open water, which was fun for soaking the people on the sides of the boats. We asked the driver if they ever hit the rocks or cliff walls. He said “of course”, as if this was some matter of fact scenario and why would you ask such as stupid question. I have a feeling this guy will be on the next episode of Jackass or jumping school buses on his dirt bike.

Jan 9th
Today we did a tour through Milford Sound. The day started with a 4 hour bus ride to the sound. (We actually drove through Te Anu to get there. No clue what our travel agent was doing booking us on a trip that drove through a town we were just in. Waste of about 4 hours.) The drive itself was incredible, and then we did a boat tour on the sound. It rained the night before and the morning of the trip, but then cleared up in the afternoon. This was perfect weather for this area because there were hundreds of waterfalls all over the mountains. The fog also rolled into the mountains, making the scene more surreal. I took a few pictures, but it’s impossible to capture the essence of the place unless you go. In the sound, the walls of rock go straight up and look as if the mountains are growing out of the sea. We did see a few sea lions and dolphins on the trip too.

On the drive, we saw many parrots, called Kea. The birds are extremely bright, love people, and ornery. Their favorite activity was eating the rubber stripping off of automobiles. We also saw one working the antenna of a Corolla, trying to bite and pry it off. There are actually no natural predators or many mammals on the islands. Most everything was introduced from other countries – deer, sheep, cow, rats, and possums. Birds are the only native species, and many never bothered with flying because there were not predators. They now have problems with rats and possums killing off the birds, so it’s an uphill fight to protect some of the species.
We ate dinner at a place outside of town called Gantleys. It was some of the best food we’ve had on the trip. Lots of locals there, so you know it’s a good place.

Jan 10th
Today was a travel day to Rotorua. This is a volcano region in the North Island, so we had to fly from Queenstown. The first thing that hits you is the smell. Since the area is volcanic, sulfur just fills the air. Our hotel was located next to a Polynesian spa. This sounds good, until you realize that spa = hot springs = sulphur smell. The whole town isn’t bad, just the area where we were staying.

That evening, we went to a traditional Maori village to see a skit & have a traditional meal. Many aspects of the culture are similar to what you see in Hawaii, so it was like a luau.


Jan 11th
We slept in until 10 today, and did not get moving until noon. Vacation is tough.

We drove to Whakatane and the Ohope beach. The beach town was not as happening as we were hoping, so we caught a movie in town. The tickets were $10 ($6 USD), and popcorn with a drink was $6 ($4 USD). We walked along Ohope beach. We thought about taking a dip in the water, until we saw tons of washed up jellyfish.

In the evening we ate at a fusion Korean restaurant. We enjoyed some Kim chi, seaweed, and double cooked eggs.

Jan 12th
Today we packed up again and drove to Auckland. The drive was long, but the scenery is beautiful and green. Once we got into the city we walked around downtown and enjoyed some steak, pasta, and wine. Sam has discovered a wonderful diet. Just eat raw oysters, get food poisoning, and then for the next couple of weeks, you can only nibble at food. The only problem is I have to finish the rest of her food, so I’m eating for 2.

Jan 13th
Today is our last day in New Zealand before heading back to the states.